AKA evilution's "cover all angles from idiots" clause
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All facts and figures on this site could be false so don't use them.
The views portrayed here are mine only and do not constitute actual findings or thoughts.
If you don't have the mental capacity to understand that it's a joke when I say "use your Mum's wedding
dress as a cloth to catch old oil" you shouldn't be working on your car or even be allowed to use the internet unsupervised. I like a joke but I have a sledgehammer wit so you either might not find it funny or believe what
I say to be true. If so, I command you to stop breathing for the sake of all humanity.
I am not responsible for anything whatsoever for anything you do,
I'm not your Dad, you are commanded by nothing but your own free will.
If you break your car, yourself, your friend, your tools, wind, it's your own fault.
I managed to do it OK.
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Here endeth the lesson.
and "on a more serious note" clause