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By signing up and paying for this website you automatically agree to the following conditions.
- Your personal login details will only be used by you.
- If you have no arms then type your details in with your nose.
- Your login details can not be shared and are not transferable.
- It is up to you to keep your login details safe.
- We will be monitoring IP addresses looking for shared usage and we reserve the rights to cancel your subscription and terminate you access without notice if we believe you have breached the T&C.s.
- You will not use or repost any of the pictures or information anywhere and in any form. Including, but not limited to, forums, blogs, websites, PDF files, leaflets, books, premium rate sex lines, magazines, emails, texts etc.
No refunds will be given and no partial refunds for unused time in the allotted year will be given either. This is because it's probably already spent.
Myself, the website or any contributors cannot be held liable for any direct or indirect loss of money or life, injury to person or animal, idiocy on your part and damages to property. The website is for educational purposes only and none of the info should be followed or acted upon.
Although we have your email address on file, it is for login purposes only and on rare occasions I might bother sending out newsletter but this is unlikely.
Under no circumstances will we sell, disclose or share your details with anyone or any other company other than those that we own ourselves.
The obvious exception is legal requests for information should you send me plagiarised works as your own to me to be used on the site. See contributions.
We will not send you spam. We are too busy helping people and fixing cars to bother helping you extend the length of your penis.
This statement refers to all text, photos and other design elements on this website. All material published via this website is material in which copyright is owned by www.evilution.co.uk (http://www.evilution.co.uk)
No part of such material may be copied, reproduced or published in any way (including electronic copying or use of on-line systems or any part of the Internet). Please do not ask for permission to reproduce any of the information on the website as being told to 'go fuck yourself' often offends.
If you contact me through any means and supply me with words, photos, pictures or diagrams, these must be yours to give. If you send me someone else's stuff and claim they are your own and then the true owner complains, I will pass on your details to their lawyers with no hesitation. If you send anything to me you are granting me the rights to reuse the information as I see fit. I may use your pictures and words in an unlimited fashion or I may take supporting or replacement photos to yours and may rewrite any text you send to make it fit in with the feel of the site.
I will, wherever possible, credit the person who sent the info leading to that particular page being created. I will credit any influencing persons in the main text if I make a page based on other people's information that I find elsewhere.